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The Chihuahua and the Wolf: What ‘I Got That Dog In Me’ Actually Claims

November 10, 2026 wpadmin

The shirt reads I GOT THAT DOG across the top in cream lettering, IN ME below it. Between the two…

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The ‘Meh’ Shirt Is a Period, Not a Personality

November 9, 2026 wpadmin

There is a period at the end of the word. That is the first thing I notice in the native…

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The ‘Let’s Root For Each Other’ Shirt Is a Diagram of the Group Project You Actually Want

November 8, 2026 wpadmin

Four root vegetables, smiling, arranged in a loose ring. A carrot, a radish, a beet, an onion. Their roots are…

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The ‘I Had Potential’ Shirt Is a Physics Diagram About a Ball That Never Arrived

November 7, 2026 wpadmin

There is a dashed circle at the top of the ramp and a solid ball at the bottom, and the…

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The ‘Not Friendly Do Not Touch’ Shirt Is a Warning Label, Not a Personality

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The shirt reads NOT FRIENDLY DO NOT TOUCH in warning-sign lettering, with a yellow caution triangle and a crossed-out hand.…

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